Hey guys! So guess what? I got a new computer! WOOO I.. probably.. shouldn’t do that to it. Weirdly it smells so good *sniffs* That’s the stuff I just imagine them being in the laptop laboratory being like Hmm… I think we need one extra spray of skink urine When I said that I didn’t think a skink was an actual animal but I just looked it up and…. SKINK! If I can never think of a funny way to transition into a new topic I might just use a skink now SKINK! Anyways I have to get a new one as this guy is on his deathbed Should we all shed a tear for my old laptop? *sad music* We have had some good times together *slow upbeat music* So before I send this guy into the big Apple Store in the sky I thought I could have one last look on this laptop to see if there’s any funny files or embarassing pictures I can show you And I’m probably gonna regret this so before I change my mind… Let’s go! Hey welcome to my desktop! Ok that’s a capybara in a swimming pool of course I think I went through a capybara phase, I mean who doesn’t *mysterious music* Uhh… we have… What is this? *laughs* Brilliant start! I think my brother put this on my computer… It’s what humans and dolphins would look like if they switched faces Ok I need to stop that I’m gonna get nightmares This.. This was amazing! I emailed this to my mum the other day… This is my mum as the goat queen *goat noise* And what’s that in the corner? Why is she… Why is Ariana Grande’s face in the corner of my desktop? I do not know *ahhh noise* This is what I post on people’s Facebook walls on Christmas. I think that’s a pizza tracker.. yep Ok let’s delve futher into my computer! All imagesss What’s the oldest picture I can find… It’s me on a beach! Look at me! Look at those shorts! They’re like, extra large shorts! *laughs* What am I doing? *oooo noise* look at that! Phil, please tell me that was ironic Ok, let’s forget we ever saw that… I’m watching all of you! What is in ‘Stuff80’ ? My bedroom before anything was in it! How bare does that look? Uh, another picture of my eye…. yay *laughs* Ok, a picture of Anthony Padilla… I took this picture.. this is so embarassing… To the hairdresser’s because I kept getting really bad hair cuts so I thought, ok, he’s got cool hair in this video Kind of like what I want, so I’ll show this picture… Anyway, this was the result THIS WAS THE WORST HAIRCUT I’D EVER HAD! She basically just put a bowl on my head and snipped all the way around… Like how… how could she think that THAT was the same as that? The worst hair of all time… Another great selfie there… I. Want. To eat. Your… Children! No I don’t wanna print it! I see why that one didn’t make it onto Twitter… hey everyone what can we find inside my nose? Uhh… let’s have a look at… Oh what’s that? Oh it’s a GIF of Dan lasering Zoella’s face off SKINK! What’s in Photobooth… dododo doo…. AHH ha I was not expecting my face even though I opened Photobooth Good one Phil! These are all the Photobooth challenge videos cause we filmed it on my Mac Here’s some secret footage from it… *Phil yelling, then laughing* I don’t know why this didn’t make the cut! *Dan laughing* Dan: This… this is the pinnacle of intelligence… this is…right now wow Phil: I know What is this? Why am I taking photos of myself straightening my hair? I swear this is…I think this was an accident cause I… I was using this as a mirror in America Me showing off my princess rainicorn tattoo.. Shall I take a selfie now? That one’s a keeper We should look at text edit cause I tend to write all of my thoughts into text edit files and usually they make no sense afterwards ‘cats’ Don’t trust cats… cat movie I’m looking into your mind Let’s see what other movies I have…. Oh I think this is some more unedited video… fringe check! And another fringe check This is the actual full video of us meeting One Direction *in the video* “Ready? Can you tap three times… someone?” *claps* *phil laughs* This is a video of Dan playing the bag pipes… I don’t know why this is on my computer *bag pipe noises* *phil laughs* What is camera test? *phil singing?* What is this? *more singing* *phil laughs* I have no idea what that was, why was I singing that? Just bringing back a picture of me and Joss Whedon… I think that was actually the best moment of my life I just want to crawl back into the screen and ask him more questions.. 71,000 emails… I never use this app…Draw Phil Naked! Oh here we go! Let’s hope it’s not too obscene! *phil laughs* from Anne Watson, today’s Draw Phil Naked is…. *funky music* *phil laughs* what is that? That is disco glam PJ! My dreams will be haunted forever *scary music* And on that note I think we should stop before we find something truly horrific Thank you for watching, if you enjoyed it please give it a big thumbs or even a little thumbs up… And if you wanna subscribe, you can click on my new banner which you should do right now Just take your mouse over here and press… *click* It’ll open in a new window so you won’t get taken away And also if you wanna see my new video which is playing right here you can click on it and it will take you to the video… Thanks for watching and I will see you next week! Goodbyeeeeeeee!!!! SKINK!