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My Secret Files!

My Secret Files!


Hey guys! So guess what? I got a new computer! WOOO I.. probably.. shouldn’t do that to it. Weirdly it smells so good *sniffs* That’s the stuff I just imagine them being in the laptop laboratory being like Hmm… I think we need one extra spray of skink urine When I said that I didn’t think a skink was an actual animal but I just looked it up and…. SKINK! If I can never think of a funny way to transition into a new topic I might just use a skink now SKINK! Anyways I have to get a new one as this guy is on his deathbed Should we all shed a tear for my old laptop? *sad music* We have had some good times together *slow upbeat music* So before I send this guy into the big Apple Store in the sky I thought I could have one last look on this laptop to see if there’s any funny files or embarassing pictures I can show you And I’m probably gonna regret this so before I change my mind… Let’s go! Hey welcome to my desktop! Ok that’s a capybara in a swimming pool of course I think I went through a capybara phase, I mean who doesn’t *mysterious music* Uhh… we have… What is this? *laughs* Brilliant start! I think my brother put this on my computer… It’s what humans and dolphins would look like if they switched faces Ok I need to stop that I’m gonna get nightmares This.. This was amazing! I emailed this to my mum the other day… This is my mum as the goat queen *goat noise* And what’s that in the corner? Why is she… Why is Ariana Grande’s face in the corner of my desktop? I do not know *ahhh noise* This is what I post on people’s Facebook walls on Christmas. I think that’s a pizza tracker.. yep Ok let’s delve futher into my computer! All imagesss What’s the oldest picture I can find… It’s me on a beach! Look at me! Look at those shorts! They’re like, extra large shorts! *laughs* What am I doing? *oooo noise* look at that! Phil, please tell me that was ironic Ok, let’s forget we ever saw that… I’m watching all of you! What is in ‘Stuff80’ ? My bedroom before anything was in it! How bare does that look? Uh, another picture of my eye…. yay *laughs* Ok, a picture of Anthony Padilla… I took this picture.. this is so embarassing… To the hairdresser’s because I kept getting really bad hair cuts so I thought, ok, he’s got cool hair in this video Kind of like what I want, so I’ll show this picture… Anyway, this was the result THIS WAS THE WORST HAIRCUT I’D EVER HAD! She basically just put a bowl on my head and snipped all the way around… Like how… how could she think that THAT was the same as that? The worst hair of all time… Another great selfie there… I. Want. To eat. Your… Children! No I don’t wanna print it! I see why that one didn’t make it onto Twitter… hey everyone what can we find inside my nose? Uhh… let’s have a look at… Oh what’s that? Oh it’s a GIF of Dan lasering Zoella’s face off SKINK! What’s in Photobooth… dododo doo…. AHH ha I was not expecting my face even though I opened Photobooth Good one Phil! These are all the Photobooth challenge videos cause we filmed it on my Mac Here’s some secret footage from it… *Phil yelling, then laughing* I don’t know why this didn’t make the cut! *Dan laughing* Dan: This… this is the pinnacle of intelligence… this is…right now wow Phil: I know What is this? Why am I taking photos of myself straightening my hair? I swear this is…I think this was an accident cause I… I was using this as a mirror in America Me showing off my princess rainicorn tattoo.. Shall I take a selfie now? That one’s a keeper We should look at text edit cause I tend to write all of my thoughts into text edit files and usually they make no sense afterwards ‘cats’ Don’t trust cats… cat movie I’m looking into your mind Let’s see what other movies I have…. Oh I think this is some more unedited video… fringe check! And another fringe check This is the actual full video of us meeting One Direction *in the video* “Ready? Can you tap three times… someone?” *claps* *phil laughs* This is a video of Dan playing the bag pipes… I don’t know why this is on my computer *bag pipe noises* *phil laughs* What is camera test? *phil singing?* What is this? *more singing* *phil laughs* I have no idea what that was, why was I singing that? Just bringing back a picture of me and Joss Whedon… I think that was actually the best moment of my life I just want to crawl back into the screen and ask him more questions.. 71,000 emails… I never use this app…Draw Phil Naked! Oh here we go! Let’s hope it’s not too obscene! *phil laughs* from Anne Watson, today’s Draw Phil Naked is…. *funky music* *phil laughs* what is that? That is disco glam PJ! My dreams will be haunted forever *scary music* And on that note I think we should stop before we find something truly horrific Thank you for watching, if you enjoyed it please give it a big thumbs or even a little thumbs up… And if you wanna subscribe, you can click on my new banner which you should do right now Just take your mouse over here and press… *click* It’ll open in a new window so you won’t get taken away And also if you wanna see my new video which is playing right here you can click on it and it will take you to the video… Thanks for watching and I will see you next week! Goodbyeeeeeeee!!!! SKINK!

Comments (100)

  1. did anyone else scream when he started singing the button game?

  2. I went through the capybara faze…

  3. I feel so weird about this

  4. “ WORK IN A BUTTON FACTORY “

    NUU NOT THE 3RD GRADE REBELLIOUS MUSIC CLASS DAYS WHERE THEY FORCED YOU TO SING xDD

  5. I L O V E YOU ' RE H O M E S C R E N!!!!!!!

  6. I actually saw a skink when going on a walk and immediatley thought of this video lmao

  7. THIS IS WERE THE “Phil’s got a wife and three kids” CAME FROM!!

  8. The end part sounds like he said skank instead of skink

  9. I liked this 4 months ago, where’s my skink?!?!?! 😂 jk I knew u were joking

  10. I swear Phil has a thing for smells he likes the smell of his new laptop and even tabwinof lol xD just kidding

  11. No I dON't waNnA PriNT iT

  12. Goat mum, and torial

  13. I remember my mums capybara phase

  14. our boys are back

  15. Am I the only one that thought Phil looked cute with the “bad haircut”?

  16. ugh why do I freak out everytime I see one direction

  17. GIVE ME MAH S K I N K

  18. My aunts entire neighborhood is like invested with skinks, it’s not as cool as it sounds they just look like snakes.

  19. My FrEaKiNg ChiLd

  20. Oh… oh mY GOD HE HAS A MUSTACHE FODOFDNELSODKFNDNSLA

  21. Eye am watching you

  22. dan lasering zoella's face off = jealous dan

  23. 2:05 She gave you the Ian Hecox bowlcut

  24. "Dan playing bagpipes" …uhh Phil that was a chanter

  25. When I was a kid I always wanted a skink

  26. luck I love one direction you're so lucky

  27. I just realized Dan has a boner in this video….

  28. this was 4 years ago!? like no it has not been that long has it?

  29. 3:44 woooohh okay Dan

  30. The fact that Dan had a boner while playing the bagpipes is hilarious. Who knew bagpipes could be such a turn on.

  31. WE ALL KNOW WHY PHIL HAD THAT VIDEO OF DAN PLAYING THE BAGPIPES 😂

  32. nO i dON't wAnT tO prINt iT!

  33. d o n t s k i n k s h a m e m e

  34. I love skinks. I want a blue tongue skink as a pet

    S K I N K

  35. My eye's are pretty similar to his 😀 My blue is lighter but otherwise they're almost the same. This pleases me.

  36. I first saw this title as “my secret flies”

  37. I liked this video 420 weeks ago and I still haven’t got my skink yet

  38. 2:25 he kinda looks like that emo kid from Horton Hears a Who

  39. 2:50 PHIL IS SMILING SO MUCH AH STOP

  40. ERMAHGERD WHADDA YER DER ON KERSMURS

  41. Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your right hand?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your left hand

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your left elbow?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your right elbow?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your right foot?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your left foot?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your right knee?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?
    I said no
    Can you push the button with your Left knee?

    Hi
    My name is joe
    I got two kids and a wife and I work in a button factory
    When one day
    My boss came to me and said
    Hey joe
    You busy?

    I said YES

  42. Yes the button factory song!!!

  43. We love a precious skink

  44. 3:45 we’re on to you Dan

  45. No wonder 3:43 wasn't ever put anywhere

  46. The gold in his eyes just gives off what a sunshine he is…

  47. Oh man the emo hair I miss it sometimes

  48. Aww Phil only had 1 million subscribers in this video, and now he has over 4 million :”) I’m so proud of you!

  49. Is anyone gonna notice i got a wife and three kids, work in a burger factory, 5 centimetre j o e are you busy I said Y E S like awh. How cute.

  50. “So if you enjoyed this please give it a big thumbs up— or even a little thumbs up.” Precious omg

  51. from 1.7M to 4.2M he's come so far

  52. phil:*opens photo booth*
    phil:*sees face*
    me:oh no
    phil:AHH.

  53. Wait, in the photobooth challenge video, you can see underneath the camera where they filmed it that there is a sequential set of photos of just Dan taking selfies getting closer to the camera. But in this video it is revealed that the photobooth challenge was filmed on Phil's computer. Does that mean that Dan at one point had access to Phil's computer and chose to take selfies? Because that is honestly hilarious to me.

  54. It’s been four years Phil…
    where is my Skink?!

  55. I just realized that I used that picture of the skink in a project I did for school without having seen this video

    Things like this happen to me a lot, just random coincidences mostly related to Dan and Phil

  56. Phil: Hey Dan Philm me
    Dan: THATS IT!
    Phil: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

  57. Aaaaa a Niall he so amazing he clapped like he does to ma brain wen a see ma his perfect faaaaaaacce

    Fangirl👌🏼

  58. Is it sad I kept watching the 1D bit….

  59. Phil asked for anthony but got ian xD

  60. was phil secretly a marching band kid

  61. THE FRICKIN SKINK AT THE END I LAUGHED

  62. HI, MY NAME IS JOE
    AND I WORK IN A BUTTON FACTORY
    I HAVE A WIFE AND FIFTY KIDS
    ONE DAY MY BOSS SAID TO ME, "ARE YOU BUSY JOE?"
    I SAID, "NO"
    "THEN PRESS THIS BUTTON WITH YOUR LEFT HAND"

    Omg, I think this is the song thing that Phil was saying in that one clip. This was a song we learned in primary school for some reason, lol.

  63. why did he block out the time and date? interesting

  64. I went through a capybara phase!😂😂

  65. 'Don't trust cats, cat movie'
    Phil can predict the future….

  66. "Dont trust cats
    Cat movie"

    Phil fucking predicted the cats movie and you cant convince me otherwise

  67. A summer of d and p begins

  68. 3:20 HE FRIKEN PREDICTED CATS (2019)

  69. 3:21 he predicted 5 years before that we should not trust cats the movie, and we didnt listen

  70. I saw a skink today and thought about Phil

  71. Phil- why is there a video of dan playing the bag pipes on here?
    Me- because you cherish your husband, Phil. That’s why.

  72. camera guy: can u clap 3 times someone
    all of one direction not in sync: clap clap clap

  73. Don't trust cats, cat movie one was a look into the future

  74. People with blue eyes: 1:38

  75. Phil predicted Cats (2019) I'm shook

  76. How is this 5 yrs ago 😭

  77. Sometimes I forget he is an adult!👽

  78. Back in the day when you could post a 5 minute video.

  79. I don't have words that can express how much i love him

  80. THIS IS AN AMAZING VIDEO, THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU, SUNSHINE.

  81. This is a very funny idea, it's so interesting see a little of phil's life, thank u so much Phil, ily

  82. 3:19 .. oh god, phil predicted the cat movie-

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